April 22, 2003

Pennsylvania's Senator Rick Santorum is an idiot who should refrain from trying to strain his tiny mind by attempting to make nuanced legal arguments. First, bigamy has to do with the regulation of marriage, which we know both states and the Federal government do (ever hear of the "Defense of Marriage Act"?). Second, bestiality is an act which by its very nature occurs without the consent of the animal, so it cannot be properly compared to homosexual activity between consenting adults. As for incest, well...he may have a point regarding the similarity, but when was the last time you heard that someone was was arrested for committing incest? How about NEVER?!